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Subjects

by Chesty Vulva

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Toasty
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Toasty Can’t get enough Vulva!
Charles G. Watson
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Charles G. Watson The TV Man is threatening, but there is no escape. I think he is here for good. My children's heads are still intact, but for how much longer nobody is certain. Favorite track: TV Dinner.
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Nerve Salad Here's a big one. This might be in my favorite albums of the year. I've listened to this more times this week alone than any other albums in a month. Fantastic, manic electro-pop, grappling onto some fuzzy psych, Residents-esque peculiarities, genre-hopping '80s pop, whacked-out balderdash. It's absurd and brilliant all at once.
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DAVID TRAHAN This is music will take you on a Musical journey… So fasten your seatbelt and enjoy Favorite track: Fading Behind.
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    Chesty Vulva's Subjects on very limited edition of 100 Digipak. Comes in a gatefold card case highlighting the original cover art. Signed by artist upon request.

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    - Subjects signed, foil numbered black vinyl (limited to 100 pressings)
    - Subjects Emerald City Edition green vinyl lp
    - Subjects Yellow Dick Road Edition yellow vinyl lp
    - Chesty Vulva Beware The Witches t-shirt (size X-Large only)
    - Brain Maze window cling
    - Chesty Vulva sticker pack with various stickers
    - coaster set of 3 with album themed drink recipes created by Chesty Vulva
    - set of 4 Chesty Vulva pin-back buttons
    - Chesty Vulva magnet
    - 1 very special, signed, handmade stencil pop art painting on canvas. Painting done by Brian Salazar and measures 20” x 20”. Painting comes wired and ready to hang. Only four of these exist and feature the alien image from their music video.

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    - Subjects signed, foil numbered black vinyl (limited to 100 pressings)
    - Chesty Vulva Beware The Witches t-shirt
    - Chesty Vulva Brain Maze clear sticker
    - Brain Maze window cling
    - glow in the dark Jim Jones sticker
    - hologram sticker
    - coaster set of 3 with album themed drink recipes created by Chesty Vulva
    - set of 4 Chesty Vulva pin-back buttons
    - Chesty Vulva magnet featuring the Subjects album cover
    - 1 signed reduction print by Brian Salazar “Colorado Poppies”
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    Limited Edition Poppy Field CD Bundle includes
    - Subjects signed Digipak CD with download card
    - Chesty Vulva “Beware The Witches” t-shirt
    - Chesty Vulva Brain Maze clear sticker
    - Brain Maze window cling
    - glow in the dark Jim Jones sticker
    - hologram sticker
    - coaster set of 3 with album themed drink recipes created by Chesty Vulva
    - set of 4 Chesty Vulva pin-back buttons
    - Chesty Vulva magnet featuring the Subjects album cover
    - 1 signed reduction print by Brian Salazar “Colorado Poppies”
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    - Entry onto the Chesty Vulva mailing list, where we currently send things twice a year.

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1.
Escape The Matrix The rain was blue, the sky was red Fear took hold, it swallowed them All of the world collided with Earth Ashes of blame, memories fade What do we do? We tried to reach you! But nothing came through, we were so sad I feel your pain, self medicate Wake up in a dream Wake up in pain Wake up in pain Wake up in pain Shoot me around the sun, She's the only one She’s the only one to be alone Who let me out? The Moon is dead Who let me out?
2.
Fading Behind High up in the clouds We see the colors of another world Its fading behind Someones gotta get left behind Gonna get real high Fly up in the clouds We feel the colors of another world It’s fading, soul shaping It’s fading behind Someones gotta get left behind Gonna get real high Put a cigarette to those pretty lips Gonna slit her wrist Gonna put a shake on those pretty hips Gonna wait for this… It’s changing, soul shaping It’s fading behind Someones gotta get left behind Gonna get real high
3.
Where The Poppies Grow The Shaggy Man has lost his way home Polychrome has lost her rainbow Leave a Tip for the Musical Man Take the hand of the aluminum can you’re alone in a foreign land but its oh so beautiful Pumpkin heads in little houses  Cut and Clip little villain  What a strange trip for a straw man painting his grin with his own hand ride the Sawhorse across the land, its oh so beautiful But beware the witches! But beware the Witches, oh!  But beware the witches always hide where the poppies grow! Wind-up Man with his Wind-up thoughts a desert so deadly that you dare not cross Trade a Tip for the Musical Man shake the hand of the aluminum can deal is done in a foreign land but its oh so beautiful Glass Cat with it’s pink brains “see them work, I am not a slave”  What a strange trip for a straw man oiling his friend with his own hand ride the Sawhorse across the land, its so beautiful  But beware the witches! But beware the Witches, oh!  But beware the witches always hide where the poppies grow!
4.
TV Dinner 03:35
TV Dinner To them you’re dead They are coming for your children’s head you better be ready Those that think, that speak those will be the ones that get washed right down the sink The TV Man is here, to teach us what to fear The TV Man is here to dine In tomorrow land, They will welcome All your children’s heads (you better act trendy) The bitter lamb, they have no mouth But you will chew as they tell you to The TV Man is here, to teach us what to fear The TV Man is here to dine To them you’re fed They will come while you’re asleep in bed (you better be dreaming) Don’t unplug, don’t think, those will be the ones Tune in the same time next week The TV Man is here, to take us far from here The TV Man is here to dine In a science lab, they will clone all of their favorite heads The patent is pending A controlled land, you’ll have no brain But you will blink as we unplug you The TV Man is here, to take us far from here The TV Man is here to dine
5.
Pretty Bird 01:37
Pretty Bird You can not cage a free bird You can not cage the future You can not cage a free bird We can cage ourselves! We can cage ourselves! We can cage ourselves! PRETTY BIRD PRETTY BIRD
6.
TV Christ 03:11
TV Christ What if they survive?! What if they survive the TV Christ?! What if they survive our TV Christ?! Never mind the rainbows Taste like grape but smells of roses Pray now! I have Winged Monkeys for sale What if they survive?! What if they survive the TV Christ?! What if they survive our TV Christ?! Never mind the dark clouds Taste the grape and take the bait Now lay down! I have Winged Monkeys for sale I have Winged Monkeys for sale
7.
Quantum Dream Everything’s a dream Everything’s a dream Everything’s a dream Nothing is real you see Wheres our fantasy? Flailing our arms in the sea No one will save us No one will save us Dreamt as they slept Couldn’t quite remember where they had met Or what this had meant Where has my world gone? Where has my world gone? First they took their legs Then they took their heart Then they took their world away Then they gave them drugs just to take the pain away Everything’s a dream Everything’s a dream Everything’s a dream Nothing is real you see Somebody’s about to lose it Somebody’s about to lose it…
8.
Mantis 02:56
Mantis She said to meet her On the leaf next to the feeder She said I won’t eat you I’ll leave you for the future I’m the mate, you’re the bait Let’s now procreate I’m sorry that I love you I am sorry, now I’ll eat you Flew down to greet her On the leaf next to the feeder She said I won’t eat you I’ll save you for the future I’m the mate, you’re the bait Let’s now procreate I’m sorry that I love you I am sorry, now I’ll eat you I’m sorry that I love you I am sorry, now I’ll eat you My head hits the leaves As my body floats the breeze Is this all just a dream? The future says HELLO
9.
Timeline Dancing Yeah she swears that this isn’t her world She's hanging here with ugly girls She swears that these aren't her curls This can’t be her world Don’t worry about the message it gets out She’s always in a hurry, on a route She runs, are you ready to go? Don’t worry about the bottle it went dry Seaworthy when you’re always in the sky It rains, It rains, It pours She likes to feel down and she likes to cry And she likes to feel down But most of the time she smiles Take my hand and come with me timeline dancing Suddenly we have beaks, extra toes, no feet There will be no freaks She wants her world back She wants her girls back She wants her world back now Sugar, me and my baby Dancing the time warp back to your world Take my hand and come with me timeline dancing
10.
Soul Hole 04:01
Soul Hole I know you’re not better than anyone else And you do the best you can Knowing there’s not much you can say or be You try to understand You’re feeling alone now cause I left you there Without even saying goodbye Now think about how much a bitch you were And how I will get drunk You were no good for me And now I’m glad you’re gone Puke on your fucking lawn Morning now I wake up to an ugly pig My headache is too big to bare Said get up go home don’t tell no one How could I feel worse? You’re feeling alone now cause I left you there Without even saying goodbye Now think about how much a bitch you were And how I will get drunk You were no good for me And now I’m glad you’re gone Puke on your fucking lawn How ever did I get to be so alone (How I ever, ever did I get to) I’m lacking something that used to be my own (lacking something, used to be my own) There’s a hole in my soul that was meant for you People jump in but they always just fall through And that’s why I can’t make sense of you There’s a hole in my soul that was meant for you People jump in but they always just fall through And that’s why I can’t make sense of you

about

Imagine this! You the listener have just landed in Oz. Jim Jones is an arms dealer to wicked witches, the straw men are junkies, the TV Man is manipulating Oz and Ozma is brainwashed. Will the listener make it back home? Will Oz be saved? Find out on SUBJECTS, the latest project from Chesty Vulva.

credits

released August 24, 2018

Chesty Vulva is: Brian Salazar - Primary artist, Composer, Bass, Drums, Guitar, Keyboard, Lyricist, Vocals, Backing Vocals

Norman Ross Weichel - Bass on Fading Behind
All songs written and recorded by Brian Salazar except Soul Hole written by Norman Ross Weichel
Bass on Fading Behind recorded by Norman Ross Weichel

Cover painting by Brian Salazar
Artwork - Johan Malm, Motala, Sweden

Mix and mastered by Norman Ross Weichel at Weichel Productions, Parry Sound, Canada
Recorded by Brian Salazar at BS Studios, Grand Junction, Colorado
Vinyl manufactured by Furnace MFG

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Chesty Vulva

Chesty Vulva is the pseudonym of Colorado musician and pop artist Brian Salazar, who has recorded under the name since 2005. The project is perhaps best known for its involvement with The Residents' I Am A Resident! Chesty Vulva's debut album, Subjects, followed in August 2018, and was released through Bandcamp as well as on limited edition color vinyl variants.

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