The best thing about Valentine’s cards is that it’s even creepier to give them out when it’s not Valentines Day! Be weird and creepy and give someone one of these Chesty Vulva Valentines cards on any day. Featuring original artwork from Chesty Vulva and featuring the lyric from our song Mantis, “I’m sorry that I love you, I’m sorry now I’ll eat you" on the back. Includes 5 cards with envelopes. Signed by Chesty Vulva only by request.
Yellow Dick Road Shirt
$30 USD
Subjects Brain Maze Shirt
$30 USD
Chesty Vulva Subjects Shirt
$30 USD
Subjects – Limited Edition 12" Black Vinyl. Foil Numbered and signed by Artist.
$25 USD
Subjects – 12" Solid Yellow Vinyl LP. Limited Edition of 200. Unnumbered.
$20 USD
Subjects – 12" Solid Green Vinyl LP. Limited Edition of 200. Unnumbered
$20 USD
Subjects – Limited Edition Digipak CD
$10 USD
Subjects – Chesty Vulva Pop Art Bundle
$380 USD
Subjects – Chesty Vulva Poppy Field Digipak CD Bundle
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Chesty Vulva Glow-in-the-dark Sticker Featuring Subjects Artwork By Johan Malm.
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“2020 Survivor” ear saver
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FUCK TRUMP Earsaver
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Ear Savers - Girl In Gas Mask logo
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Ear Savers - Pink Chesty Vulva logo
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Ear Savers - Jim Jones logo
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Chesty Vulva Drink Coasters and Drink Recipes
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Chesty Vulva Pin-Back Button Set Of 3
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Chesty Vulva Brain Maze 4"x5" Clear Sticker
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Chesty Vulva “Beware The Witches” T-Shirt
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Subjects – Chesty Vulva Poppy Field Vinyl Bundle
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Chesty Vulva Magnet
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Chesty Vulva
Chesty Vulva is the pseudonym of Colorado musician and pop artist Brian Salazar, who has recorded under the name since 2005.
The project is perhaps best known for its involvement with The Residents' I Am A Resident! Chesty Vulva's debut album, Subjects, followed in August 2018, and was released through Bandcamp as well as on limited edition color vinyl variants.
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