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TV Dinner

from Subjects by Chesty Vulva

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    This is the very limited edition vinyl LP of Chesty Vulva's latest album Subjects. Pressed on high quality audiophile black vinyl by Furnace Records MFG. These copies come foil numbered and hand signed by the artist. This Edition Limited to only 100 copies!

    *Records will be mailed out in high quality mailers to help ensure safe delivery.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 4 days
    edition of 100 
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Chesty Vulva's Subjects available on dark green vinyl. Limited edition of 200. Unnumbered.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Chesty Vulva's Subjects available on solid yellow vinyl.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Chesty Vulva's Subjects on very limited edition of 100 Digipak. Comes in a gatefold card case highlighting the original cover art. Signed by artist upon request.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 100 
    Purchasable with gift card

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  • Chesty Vulva Poppy Field Vinyl Bundle
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Limited Edition Poppy Field Bundle includes
    - Subjects signed, foil numbered black vinyl (limited to 100 pressings)
    - Chesty Vulva Beware The Witches t-shirt
    - Chesty Vulva Brain Maze clear sticker
    - Brain Maze window cling
    - glow in the dark Jim Jones sticker
    - hologram sticker
    - coaster set of 3 with album themed drink recipes created by Chesty Vulva
    - set of 4 Chesty Vulva pin-back buttons
    - Chesty Vulva magnet featuring the Subjects album cover
    - 1 signed reduction print by Brian Salazar “Colorado Poppies”
    - Entry to the Chesty Vulva mailing list, where we currently send things twice a year.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Very Limited to only 4!
    Now is your chance to own an original work of art by Chesty Vulva!
    Chesty Vulva Pop Art Bundle includes
    - Subjects signed, foil numbered black vinyl (limited to 100 pressings)
    - Subjects Emerald City Edition green vinyl lp
    - Subjects Yellow Dick Road Edition yellow vinyl lp
    - Chesty Vulva Beware The Witches t-shirt (size X-Large only)
    - Brain Maze window cling
    - Chesty Vulva sticker pack with various stickers
    - coaster set of 3 with album themed drink recipes created by Chesty Vulva
    - set of 4 Chesty Vulva pin-back buttons
    - Chesty Vulva magnet
    - 1 very special, signed, handmade stencil pop art painting on canvas. Painting done by Brian Salazar and measures 20” x 20”. Painting comes wired and ready to hang. Only four of these exist and feature the alien image from their music video.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.     ... more
    ships out within 2 days
    edition of 4 
    Purchasable with gift card

      $380 USD or more 

     

  • Chesty Vulva Poppy Field Digipak CD Bundle
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Limited Edition Poppy Field CD Bundle includes
    - Subjects signed Digipak CD with download card
    - Chesty Vulva “Beware The Witches” t-shirt
    - Chesty Vulva Brain Maze clear sticker
    - Brain Maze window cling
    - glow in the dark Jim Jones sticker
    - hologram sticker
    - coaster set of 3 with album themed drink recipes created by Chesty Vulva
    - set of 4 Chesty Vulva pin-back buttons
    - Chesty Vulva magnet featuring the Subjects album cover
    - 1 signed reduction print by Brian Salazar “Colorado Poppies”
    And a bonus surprise print!
    - Entry onto the Chesty Vulva mailing list, where we currently send things twice a year.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Subjects via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

lyrics

TV Dinner

To them you’re dead
They are coming for your children’s head
you better be ready

Those that think, that speak
those will be the ones that get washed right down the sink

The TV Man is here, to teach us what to fear
The TV Man is here to dine

In tomorrow land, They will welcome
All your children’s heads
(you better act trendy)

The bitter lamb, they have no mouth
But you will chew as they tell you to

The TV Man is here, to teach us what to fear
The TV Man is here to dine

To them you’re fed
They will come while you’re asleep in bed
(you better be dreaming)

Don’t unplug, don’t think, those will be the ones
Tune in the same time next week

The TV Man is here, to take us far from here
The TV Man is here to dine

In a science lab, they will clone all of their favorite heads
The patent is pending
A controlled land, you’ll have no brain
But you will blink as we unplug you

The TV Man is here, to take us far from here
The TV Man is here to dine

credits

from Subjects, released August 24, 2018

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Chesty Vulva

Chesty Vulva is the pseudonym of Colorado musician and pop artist Brian Salazar, who has recorded under the name since 2005. The project is perhaps best known for its involvement with The Residents' I Am A Resident! Chesty Vulva's debut album, Subjects, followed in August 2018, and was released through Bandcamp as well as on limited edition color vinyl variants.

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